“White Chicks,” a comedy film released in 2004, directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans and starring Shawn and Marlon Wayans, has left an unforgettable mark on its viewers with its spirited humor and satirical take on societal problems.
The film’s plot revolves around two African-American FBI agents who disguise themselves as two white sisters from high society to unravel a kidnapping plot. The mirth that ensues from their attempts to fit into a world so distinct from their own is captured in multiple remarkable quotes.
These quotes, often packed with irony and comedic punchlines, not only amuse but also subtly reflect on themes like race, gender, and social class. The film’s dialogue continues to resonate with lovers, making “White Chicks” a rich source of quotable comedy that both critiques and amuses.
Top White Chicks Quotes
“Yo, hold my poodle! HOLD MY POODLE!” – Kevin Copeland
“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breastfeed like this.” – Marcus Copeland
“I’m gonna have a BF!” – Kevin Copeland
“Oh my God, I’m gonna have a BF!” – Kevin Copeland
“What are you gonna do? Shoot us? There are people around.” – Kevin Copeland
“Once you go black, you’re gonna need a wheelchair.” – Lisa Anderson
“It’s not just a bag. It’s Prada!” – Lisa Anderson
“You wanna talk about mothers? It’s mother time!” – Marcus Copeland
“Move, bitch!” – Kevin Copeland
“And this is supposed to be ‘yo’ girl? Man, she don’t know what she want. Look at her. She’s confused. She don’t know whether she’s coming or going!” – Kevin Copeland
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White Chicks Quotes on Friendship
“See? That’s the problem with the world today, nobody cares about the important things.” – Marcus Copeland
“You are so beautiful. No, you are. You are. If you don’t know you’re beautiful, you’re the only one who doesn’t.” – Kevin Copeland
“Friends are the family we choose.” – Marcus Copeland
“I’m
here for you, bro. I got your back.” – Kevin Copeland
“Remember, what happens on the road stays on the road.” – Kevin Copeland
“It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.” – Marcus Copeland
“We’re like the same person. We finish each other’s sentences.” – Kevin Copeland
“Who needs a man when you got your girls?” – Lisa Anderson
“Girl time is so necessary.” – Tiffany Wilson
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Kevin Copeland
White Chicks Quotes on Identity
“It’s not about what you’re born as, but what you grow to be!” – Kevin Copeland
“I don’t see why I can’t just be myself and have people accept me for who I am.” – Marcus Copeland
“Sometimes you have to wear a mask to reveal your true face.” – Kevin Copeland
“You are who you choose to be. Nobody can take that away from you.” – Marcus Copeland
“Identity is a collection of masks. We change them according to the roles we play.” – Kevin Copeland
“Just because you wear a wig doesn’t mean you can’t be real underneath.” – Marcus Copeland
“Being someone else, even for a little while, can change your whole perspective.” – Kevin Copeland
“It’s like, beneath this thin veneer of makeup and polyester, I’m really just a frightened child.” – Kevin Copeland
“You think you know who you are? Wait until you see who you can become.” – Marcus Copeland
“Every day, people put on masks to face the world. Sometimes, they never take them off.” – Kevin Copeland
White Chicks Quotes on Society
“Society is a weird stew of mixed messages and impossible standards.” – Kevin Copeland
“In this world, everyone wants to be somebody, but nobody wants to grow.” – Marcus Copeland
“This is a superficial world and I am a superficial man.” – Kevin Copeland
“Society decides what’s normal, but who decides what’s society?” – Marcus Copeland
“It’s amazing how desperate we are to fit into a world that’s never really satisfied.” – Kevin Copeland
“Everybody’s so busy trying to be what everyone else wants them to be, that they lose themselves along the way.” – Marcus Copeland
“We live in a world where if you’re not perfect, you’re nothing.” – Kevin Copeland
“The rules of society are nothing if not malleable.” – Marcus Copeland
“You know what they say, ‘Money talks; wealth whispers.'” – Kevin Copeland
“Fashion is a declaration of your own freedom.” – Lisa Anderson
White Chicks Quotes on Fashion
“It’s not just a bag. It’s Prada!” – Lisa Anderson
“Fashion is not about utility. An accessory is merely a piece of iconography used to express individual identity.” – Lisa Anderson
“You have to wear the outfit; the outfit shouldn’t wear you.” – Kevin Copeland
“Your dress should be tight enough to show you’re a woman and loose enough to prove you’re a lady.” – Tiffany Wilson
“Fashion fades, only style remains the same.” – Lisa Anderson
“That outfit is a train wreck. You can’t buy class, but you can certainly define it with a dress.” – Lisa Anderson
“Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize. If it doesn’t bling, it shouldn’t be a thing!” – Lisa Anderson
“Don’t be caught dead in last season’s shoes.” – Tiffany Wilson
“A true fashionista knows how to mix and match her wardrobe.” – Kevin Copeland
“When in doubt, wear red.” – Lisa Anderson
White Chicks Quotes on Family
“Family’s not just the one you’re born into, but the one you build.” – Marcus Copeland
“In our family, crazy doesn’t skip a generation.” – Kevin Copeland
“Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.” – Kevin Copeland
“At the end of the day, family is all you got.” – Marcus Copeland
“Family is like music, some high notes, some low notes, but always a beautiful song.” – Kevin Copeland
“The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.” – Marcus Copeland
“You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.” – Marcus Copeland
“No matter what happens, when you’re with family, you’re home.” – Kevin Copeland
“A family doesn’t need to be perfect; it just needs to be united.” – Marcus Copeland
“Family is not an important thing, it’s everything.” – Marcus Copeland
White Chicks Quotes on Humor
“Yo, hold my poodle! HOLD MY POODLE!” – Kevin Copeland
“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breastfeed like this.” – Marcus Copeland
“I’m gonna have a BF!” – Kevin Copeland
“What are you gonna do? Shoot us? There are people around.” – Kevin Copeland
“Once you go black, you’re gonna need a wheelchair.” – Lisa Anderson
“You wanna talk about mothers? It’s mother time!” – Marcus Copeland
“Move, bitch!” – Kevin Copeland
“And this is supposed to be ‘yo’ girl? Man, she don’t know what she want. Look at her. She’s confused. She don’t know whether she’s coming or going!” – Kevin Copeland
“It’s not just a bag. It’s Prada!” – Lisa Anderson
“Oh my God, I’m gonna have a BF!” – Kevin Copeland
White Chicks Quotes on Love and Relationship
“Love is not always fair, but when it’s right, it’s more than worth the wait.” – Kevin Copeland
“You are so beautiful. No, you are. You are. If you don’t know you’re beautiful, you’re the only one who doesn’t.” – Kevin Copeland
“Friends are the family we choose.” – Marcus Copeland
“Remember, what happens on the road stays on the road.” – Kevin Copeland
“It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.” – Marcus Copeland
“We’re like the same person. We finish each other’s sentences.” – Kevin Copeland
“Who needs a man when you got your girls?” – Lisa Anderson
“Girl time is so necessary.” – Tiffany Wilson
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Kevin Copeland
“I’m here for you, bro. I got your back.” – Kevin Copeland
White Chicks Quotes on Rivalry
“You wanna talk about mothers? It’s mother time!” – Marcus Copeland
“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breastfeed like this.” – Marcus Copeland
“And this is supposed to be ‘yo’ girl? Man, she don’t know what she want. Look at her. She’s confused. She don’t know whether she’s coming or going!” – Kevin Copeland
“Look, I don’t hold grudges. I just keep them in a little box in my head.” – Kevin Copeland
“It’s on! Like Donkey Kong!” – Kevin Copeland
“When it comes to our rivalry, think of it as dragging your nails across the chalkboard of life.” – Marcus Copeland
“It’s like we’re two sides of the same coin, seeing who lands up more often.” – Kevin Copeland
“Rivalry? Please. I’ve seen cakes baked with more competition.” – Kevin Copeland
“I don’t get mad, I get fabulous.” – Lisa Anderson
“Every time you see me, it’s like you’re having a bad hair day.” – Marcus Copeland
White Chicks Quotes on Confidence
“It’s not just a bag. It’s Prada!” – Lisa Anderson
“When in doubt, wear red.” – Lisa Anderson
“Fashion is not about utility. An accessory is merely a piece of iconography used to express individual identity.” – Lisa Anderson
“I’m not just a hot chick. I’m the hot chick.” – Lisa Anderson
“Who cares what anybody thinks? Just look good, feel good, and go after what you want!” – Kevin Copeland
“A true fashionista knows how to mix and match her wardrobe.” – Kevin Copeland
“Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize. If it doesn’t bling, it shouldn’t be a thing!” – Lisa Anderson
“If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?” – Kevin Copeland
“I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.” – Lisa Anderson
“You have to believe in yourself when no one else does – that makes you a winner right there.” – Marcus Copeland
White Chicks Quotes on Culture
“This is a superficial world and I am a superficial man.” – Kevin Copeland
“You know what they say, ‘Money talks; wealth whispers.'” – Kevin Copeland
“It’s amazing how desperate we are to fit into a world that’s never really satisfied.” – Kevin Copeland
“Everybody’s so busy trying to be what everyone else wants them to be, that they lose themselves along the way.” – Marcus Copeland
“Fashion is a declaration of your own freedom.” – Lisa Anderson
“In this world, everyone wants to be somebody, but nobody wants to grow.” – Marcus Copeland
“Society decides what’s normal, but who decides what’s society?” – Marcus Copeland
“We live in a world where if you’re not perfect, you’re nothing.” – Kevin Copeland
“The rules of society are nothing if not malleable.” – Marcus Copeland
“Culture is just a shared way of doing something with passion.” – Kevin Copeland
White Chicks Quotes on Overcoming Challenges
“When in doubt, wear red.” – Lisa Anderson
“Who cares what anybody thinks? Just look good, feel good, and go after what you want!” – Kevin Copeland
“If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?” – Kevin Copeland
“You have to believe in yourself when no one else does – that makes you a winner right there.” – Marcus Copeland
“Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk!” – Tiffany Wilson
“Being strong is the only choice we have.” – Marcus Copeland
“Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.” – Kevin Copeland
“Challenge yourself to control the way you respond to what’s happening. That’s where your power is!” – Marcus Copeland
“It’s not about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.” – Lisa Anderson
“Overcoming challenges makes you stronger. If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.” – Kevin Copeland
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Final Thoughts
The quotes from “White Chicks” offer not just comedic relief; they provide an amusing lens through which to view and critique different societal norms.
As these quotes continue to be referenced and relished, they emphasize the movie’s lasting appeal and its capacity to engage audiences with laughter while spurring reflection on deeper social issues. ”
White Chicks” remains a gem of quotes that are as delightful as they are stimulating, ensuring its place in the house of comedy classics.